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Protein gummies. Candy energy.
Protein gummies that chew like candy.
18g complete vegan protein. 0g sugar. 100 calories. A soft, fruit-forward chew you will actually look forward to.
VeganGluten freeNut freeSoy free
Rabid RazzBlue raspberry with a bright little sour bite.
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$25.496-Pack · Bi-weekly
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18gcomplete protein100calories0gsugar100%vegan
Why SlimThicc
Protein should not feel like homework.
Bars get dense. Shakes get old. SlimThicc turns a serious serving of protein into the sweet, chewy snack you were hoping to eat anyway.
Macro-ready
18g complete vegan protein, 0g sugar, and 100 calories per pouch.
Life-proof
No mixing, no melting bar, no cleanup. Tear, chew, carry on.
Pick your personality
Two flavors. Zero boring bites.
Go bright and tangy with Rabid Razz, smooth and juicy with Juicy Melons, or keep both in rotation with Double Trouble.
18g protein
Rabid Razz
Blue raspberry with a bright little sour bite.
0g sugar
Juicy Melons
Watermelon candy flavor with a smooth, juicy finish.
Variety pack
Double Trouble
Rabid Razz and Juicy Melons together in one variety pack.
The first-bite promise
Candy texture. Protein payoff.
Soft, fruit-forward gummies without the chalky finish, dense bar texture, or shaker-bottle cleanup.
- No chalky finish
- No dense bar texture
- No mixing or cleanup
The receipts
Loud pouch. Straight numbers.
18g complete protein from organic pea and rice isolates, 100 calories, 0g sugar, and 6g net carbs.
Nothing to hide
Flip the pouch. Check everything.
Nutrition facts, ingredients, allergens, carbs, and protein are all here before you buy.
Non-GMOGluten freeSoy freeNut freeSugar freeAnimal free
People came for the macros
They stayed for the chew.
A tender, pectin-based gummy bite that feels much closer to candy than a protein bar.
Bold blue raspberry or juicy watermelon flavor, without a chalky finish stealing the last word.
Open the pouch and get 18g of complete protein. No shaker, blender, or cleanup.
Made for real life
A better answer to the 3 p.m. sweet tooth.
Desk drawer. Gym bag. Carry-on. Tear open a pouch whenever candy sounds good and protein still needs to happen.
Stock your stashNo fine-print energy
Questions, answered.
What do I get in one pouch?
Each pouch delivers 18g of complete vegan protein, 100 calories, 0g sugar, and 6g net carbs in a soft, fruit-flavored gummy snack.
Does it taste like a protein snack?
The goal is the opposite. SlimThicc has a soft candy-style chew and bold fruit flavor, without the chalky or powdery finish common in bars and shakes.
Do I have to subscribe?
No. Choose a one-time order whenever you want. Monthly delivery saves 10%, and delivery every two weeks saves 15%.
Can I eat SlimThicc every day?
SlimThicc is designed as an easy everyday protein snack. Enjoy it in a way that fits your overall nutrition and protein goals.
Can I change or cancel a subscription?
Yes. Subscription orders can be skipped, paused, or canceled from your customer portal.
Rabid Razz6-Pack · Bi-weekly · $25.49